kasi pare ganito daw yun. may isa daw babae na hot daw pare. pero maputla siya kasi hindi siya inalagaan ng nanay niya pare. tapos pare emo daw siya kasi nga daw hindi siya mahal ng mundo at para siyang patay na bata na galit sa mundo. tapos pare, lumipat daw siya ng tirahan kasi daw masyado daw siyang emo para sa luma niyang tirahan. sabi niya sa nanay niya "tangina mo nay gusto ko lumipat kay tay". tangina pare hindi nagalit nanay niya. sabi lang ng nanay niya "tangina mo pare wag ka magmura".
so lumipat siya sa tatay niya di ba? pagkarating niya dun sabi niya, "tangina erpat bakit maulan dito?" sabi ng erpat niya "gago "bur" months na! malamig na tangena". so nagtaka yung babaeng simula ngayon ay tatawagin na lang nating "babaeng maputla at emo".
so pumasok siya sa school di ba? binigyan siya ng truck ng tatay niya pare. sabi ng tatay niya "tangina mo sa'yo na tong truck ko". sabi niya "salamat tay".
pagkarating niyang school tsong, may nakita siyang lalaking mukhang bangkay pero pogi. sakto. pogi pero mukhang bangkay. sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "hot pare".
nung chem lab na ni babaeng maputla at emo, natagpuan niyang lab partner niya yung poging bangkay. so nung tinignan siya nung poging bangaky, ang asim ng mukha nito. mukhang nandiri ata kay babaeng maputla at emo.
sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina mo". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "tangina KA". sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina NIYA oh *tumuro sa teacher nila*". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "oo nga noh. TANGINA MO". sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina mo gago bampira ako". tapos naghubad siya ng damit at kumintab ang katawan niya kasi linagyan niya ng glitters ang abs niya kasi tigas siya at ganun na ang mga tigas ngayon na nagpupuntang emba.
so pare na in love si babaeng maputla at emo kay poging bangkay. si poging bangkay naman sige lang kasi sex din daw yun. so ayun. angshweet shweet nila.
"eow poh... ahihihihi"
"bebe mwahugz,..... ^^,"
so tapos nun nagpunta sila sa damuhan kasi.... alam mo na. tapos sabi ni poging bangkay "ikaw na buhay ko ngayon" sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "tangina mo gago patay ka na". sabi ni poging bangkay "TANGINA KA".
tapos nagsex sila
so basically pare yun lang yung mga importanteng nangyari sa buong storya. intense noh? kaya pala nahhook lahat ng tao.
♥para sa mga twilight fans, , easy lang keu. . :D. .pulot lan 2
Sunday, December 14, 2008
TWAYLAYT. . (twilight tagalog version)
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Friday, November 21, 2008
>.>
oh weLL ..
hnd pa ako niaantok ..
punta daw ata sila kate d2 tom. .
shocking. .
"daw"
hndi ko ba lam?
hahahaahha. .
oh weLL. . .
1:35 na .. naka OL pdin me. .
hnd pa talaga me niaantok .. :)
haii ,, ,
ano pa ba. .
:)
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that's all ..
btw. .
bukas na alis si jah. .
awwww. . .
:))
JAMPOT
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Thursday, November 20, 2008
im uber super mega LATE!!
hahahah!
its already 8:08 in the morning. .
may pasok kmi. .
haii. . .
nakakainis kc. .
mai nangyari. .
oh weLL. . .
haii. . .
mai pupuntahan pa nmn kmi nila jah. .
ahahahha!
papasok pdin nmn ako. .
mai hinihintay lang. . :P
oh weLL .. .
kanina pa akong 3 gcng. .:P
haiii.. . ;l
thoughts of jam at 4:07 PM 0 comments
boring. . .
oh weLL ..
nothing new here. .
man. .
hirap malipasan ng gutom!
:))
mamamatay ka sa sakit ng tiyan .. :))
absent si k8 eh. .
kawawa nmn. .
btw. .
mai lakad kmi tom. . >1stimprexion<
sa bahai nila jah. .
nilipat na din pala namin ung notebook., .
i mean ung pages lang. .
:))
ahhahaha!
pupunuin daw wh ..
oh weLL .. .
btw. .
may sira phone ko ..
di ko lam kung ano. .
dahil cguro sa aircon ..
>hnd nmn sa sinisisi ko ung aircon<
pero 22o nmn ..
:))
oh well ..
kakatapux lan magdinner. .
gagawa pa me sa the. .
:(
haiiii. .
well bye muna. .
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
aawwts .. :(
aaawww .. .
hnd kmi sama sama sa field trip .. :)
oh well .. .
2nd yr wisdom kasama namin. .
si che katavi cou ..
haii. . .
bakit parang bored na bored me 2day. .
hmmm. . .
ewan ko lang!
hahahahahah!!
baliw!!
oh weLL. ..
nakuha cellphone ni xtiana!!
allen kc nagttxt nasa lavas. .
atapang atao!:))
oh weLL .. .
5:30 na nakauwi ..
daya.. . iniwan me ng dad ko. . .
nagmall sila. .
*awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*
nvm that. .
nakasabay ko uli sila cham. . .
kasama nila mom nila ..
and pati si sir!
ahahha!
habang nasa jeep kmi reklamo me ng reklamo 2ngkol sa field3p . .
nakalimutan ko andun pala si sir!!
>.<
hahahahah!
oh well . .
karma!
:))
what to do?
oh right nagreport na me sa chem. .ok naman. . .
nakasagot. .
si kate mai sakit. . :(
*aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*
hope she's ok. .:)
hahahahaha!!!
bored na me sa fs!
:))
ahhahahaha!
haiiiiii . . . .
:(
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Tuesday, November 18, 2008
AAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
why?!!?!??!
haiii. . . .
hnd natuloy ung report ko. .
tom nalang daw. .
pero kahit papano. .
mai naintindihan naman ako ..
:P
lols. . . .
dami naming quiz tom. ..
wala si gng. . . .
bored na me sa fs. .
ayaw ko na ng phone ko ..
hALA. .
nagreklamo. . .
:))
oh well. .
6:00 na me nakauwi. .
damath kc eh. .
lols. .
nakasabay ko si CHAM today. .
well. . .
namiss ko xa. .
hahahahaha. .
18 ngeon. .
:O
. . .
19 bukas. .
:O
monthsary ng WAKDO ..
:))
haii. . .
malapit na 22. .
manunuod kmi twilight. . :))
anu pa ba . .
hnd pa nagagawa phone ko. . .
:(*aaaawwww*
and meron palang pinakopya si sir na song. .
VINCENT BY JOSH GROBAN and sum other guy ..
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well .. the mp3 is kinda hard to find(Josh G. version)
lols. .
oh weLL. . .
im goin to print 21 copy. .
nice huh. . :))
thoughts of jam at 1:54 AM 0 comments
DAMATH? ..
*sigh*. . .
2nd place in class. .
kanina tinamad na ako. .
hahaha ..
natalo kmi nila neil. .
ok na sana nung una. .
tapos bigla kaming nakakuha ni jahtot ng -58,888. .
grrr. . .
hahahahah . . .
then nakalaban namin sila chatty ,,
aun nanalo dahil nagmamadali sila.. .
then sila cass . .
talo kmi. . .
kc kami naman nagmamadali na umuwi. .
oh weLL ..
haahhahaha. . .
happy naman . .
saya. . .
thoughts of jam at 1:48 AM 0 comments
Monday, November 17, 2008
LOLS. . .!!
well . .
today wAs fun. .
pinanganak na ang "1stImpReXioN"
lols. . .
oh well . .
2nd kmi ni jahtot sa damath. .
kea lan ayaw ku na lumaban. .
oh well ..
akalain mo un. . .
natalo nmin ung francisxmariet tandem!
hahahahaha!
oh well . .
tom na ung project sa math. . .
hahahhaha!!
hmmm ..
anu pa ba?
oh ryt!!
bumalik na uli ung friends ko sa fs!!
:-bd
go! go! go!
btw ..ung report ko sa chem .. .
tom na daw. .
kasama ko si kate ..
and as usal. .
walang nakapagexplain sakin. .
:)
lols. . .
gagawa me ng fs nmin nila sha .. :)
later! ~~
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Sunday, November 16, 2008
i LURV IT!!!
Well. . .
kakpanood ku lang ng narnia 2. .
lols. .
ganda nung ending song. .
:P
an sweet. .
too bad. . .
It started out as a feeling
Which then grew into a hope
Which then turned into a quiet thought
Which then turned into a quiet word
And then that word grew louder and louder
'Til it was a battle cry
I'll come back
When you call me
No need to say goodbye
Just because everything's changing
Doesn't mean it's never been this way before
All you can do is try to know who your friends are
As you head off to the war
Pick a star on the dark horizon
And follow the light
You'll come back when it's over
No need to say goodbye
You'll come back when it's over
No need to say goodbye
Now we're back to the beginning
It's just a feeling and no one knows yet
But just because they can't feel it too
Doesn't mean that you have to forget
Let your memories grow stronger and stronger
'Til they're before your eyes
You'll come back
When they call you
No need to say goodbye
You'll come back
When they call you
No need to say goodbye
♥ mirrors ..
♥journet to the center of the earth. . .
♥ max payne . .
. .
lols. .
TWILIGHT nalang hinihintay ko!
ahhahahahahah!
nood kmi sa 22!!
goo!!!!!!
thoughts of jam at 2:54 AM 0 comments
Friday, November 14, 2008
pokie. . pokie. .
well. .
haia guis ..
wala lang natripan ko lang magblog kc boring. .
:)
c jahtot kc. . "naimpluwensyahan" ako. .
:))
oh well . .
what to write? . .
oh right. . . madaming homework. .
sa cl. . .
sa eng .. .
sa math ..
anu pa ba. .
cocmputerized ko na mga synthesis ko. .
omg!
magrereport pala ko sa chem!!
:))
kc naman!
para san ba ang chem!!!!!
lols. ..
oh welll.. . .. . . . . . .. .
anu pa ba ..
nakuha ko na report card ko. . .
mai tumaas and mai bumaba. . .
isa na dun chem. .
:))
may prob ang fs. . ung 854 ko na friends naging 10 nalang. .
anu ba naman ian. . .
wala pa kong load. .
para san pa ang phone . .
haiiii, , ,, ,
daming reklamo eh. .
:))
oh weLL . .
ian na muna para sa unang post ko. .
ingats lagee ..
babaii!!!
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